| °C |
°F |
| 15 |
60 |
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe) |
| 10 |
50 |
Miami residents turn on the heat |
| 5 |
40 |
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians go swimming |
| 2 |
35 |
Italian cars don't start |
| 0 |
32 |
Water freezes |
| -1 |
30 |
You plan your vacation to Australia
Canadians put on T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
British cars don't start |
| -4 |
25 |
Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Swedes go swimming |
| -7 |
20 |
You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South |
| -10 |
15 |
French cars don't start
You plan a vacation in Mexico
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you |
| -12 |
10 |
Too cold to ski
You need jumper cables to get the car going |
| -15 |
5 |
You plan your vacation in Houston
American cars don't start |
| -18 |
0 |
Swedes put on T-shirts
Too cold to skate |
| -23 |
-10 |
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink |
| -26 |
-15 |
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist |
| -30 |
-20 |
Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Swedes shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start |
| -32 |
-25 |
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going |
| -35 |
-30 |
You plan a two week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes
Swedish cars don't start |
| -40 |
-40 |
Californians disappear
Swedes button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South |
| -45 |
-50 |
Congressional hot air freeze
Swedes close the bathroom window |
| -60 |
-80 |
Hell freezes over
Polar bears move south |
| -65 |
-90 |
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets |
